Kamis, 19 Februari 2015

Fan Fiction For Shaheer Sheikh English Version

Characters:

1. Diba: A girl, age 17. Student in one of senior high school di Jakarta. She is short, thin, doesn’t like make up, tomboyish, standard face. She is weak in many lessons so her marks often bad. She is not rich. She is short-tempered but kind and very generous, like helping people in need. She likes to talk all time and a little bit careless. The only one human being that she hates the most in her school is Shaheer.
2. Shaheer: A boy, age 17. Diba’s classmate. Handsome boy and a famous teenage TV actor in Indonesia. Clever and always get the highest rank in class. He is arrogant and often show his popularity off to people, especially to Diba. He is a rich boy and often show his luxurious car off to Diba. Diba hates him so much but he likes and falls in love with her silently. He likes to mock Diba and always wants to get closer to her.
3. Ira and Irma : Diba’s friends
4. Adi: Diba’s younger brother who is very like to be on TV

       
ONE morning, Diba goes to school . Her face is still swollen because  lack of sleep . Today she has an examination and the night before she stayed up late to study. She has a dreamy expression on her face and whacky.

Ira : Diba ! Hey ! Wake up ... are you sleep walking? You walk so really stagger like a drunken man?

Diba: .... ??

Ira : Diba ! (while waving hands in front of Diba’s face. Diba still does not care). OMG, i think you are already old. (Ira passes away and does not care anymore about Diba).


Diba continues walking to class. Still with no sense of the expression. Shaheer sees her and looks at her sarcastically.


Shaheer : I know for sure by seeing your face, you stayed up late last night, right? It is useless for you to stay up late, your mark will be still the worst. The best would still be mine.
Diba (looked annoyed to Shaheer ) : You are so arrogant ! Yeah, I stayed up late yester night. I am so desperate in Mathematics and I hope i’ll make it today. So what? Not allowed??


Shaheer (smiling, insult) : I’ve told you but you don’t believe me....


School bell rang. Their teacher came in and the test began. Diba already nervous because this lesson is the most difficult for her.


Shaheer : Ssttt ... you nervous, right? It is me who will get the highest mark. Me, the top teen soap opera actor today.


Diba ( annoyed glance to Shaheer , whispering ) : Shut up!

The next day , Math test scores were announced. And the result , the worst is Diba’s, the best is Shaheer’s.

Shaheer : I’ve told you, right ? It’s me ... .

Diba : What?? Do you wanna say you are the most famous teen TV actor now ?? It is nothing to do with your score ( continued looked away , annoyed , cranky).

School bell rang. Now it's time for Bahasa Indonesia lesson. Their teacher gave the task in group and the worst news was , Shaheer and Diba were put in one group and it was the only two of them .

Irma : Ciye ciyeeeee ... Diba and Shaheer in one group? Last time, you did the Chemistry assignment together as a group, then you worked together in Social assignment. Now in Bahasa Indonesia assignment.

Diba ( with angry face ) : I don’t know why that happened, I feel so upset. Why does Miss Sari put me together with that famous and pretentious snobs actor?!

Irma ( teasing ) : Ciye ciyeeeee ... Diba , Shaheer ....

Diba (still upset): Oh come on, Irma. What the hell on you?


That afternoon , Shaheer and Diba make appoinment to meet at Shaheer’s house to work on Bahasa Indonesia task. They work on the problems together. Since the beginning, Diba is busy flipping the Indonesian dictionary. Shaheer wonders what is she doing.


Shaheer : Why are you open the dictionary oftenly?


Diba : It's okay anyway, just want to do it. So what? Not allowed?


Shaheer : It’s strange. The questions are really easy anyway , but why open the dictionary? Or, let me guest, you do not understand Bahasa Indonesia, do you?


Diba (slightly pedantic): Are you making fun of me?! Even i am not very good at many lessons, my Bahasa Indonesia is not so bad.


Shaheer (peering curiously into Diba) : Really? I doubt it.


Diba ignores Shaheer. She keep busy opening the dictionary. She takes a very long time doing that until Shaheer surprised to see it. Shaheer accidentally sees a circled word by Diba in her Bahasa Indonesia text book and he immediately laughed out loud.


Shaheer : Let me guest, you do not understand this word that is why you open the dictionary?? Hello, where do you come from? Not Indonesian? Did you pass your Bahasa Indonesia examination when you were in elementary school?


Diba : .. ... (silence , annoyed and embarrassed)


Shaheer (staring at Diba with mocking , laughing loudly): You really don’t know the meaning of maksud (meaning)? Seriously ??

Diba : ... (still silent)

Shaheer : Hahahahaa ... .Tell me, what is your Bahasa Indonesia score usually?


Diba (more furious and angry) : Zero. Satisfy??


Shaheer ( more laughing ) : Hahahahahaaaaa ... you proper for that.


Diba (getting annoyed ) : Have you already done laughing at me? Satisfy? By the way , what do you mean by proper??


Shaheer : Hey, you said mean (maksud). It means you understand the meaning of maksud (mean)?


Diba (still annoyed) : Yes, now I understand it after I look at it in the dictionary. Satisfy ??


Shaheer : hahahaaa ... .you really a chicken brain!


Diba : Aaaaarrrrggghhhh !! What is wrong with me I always put together in one group with you?? Anywhere, anytime you stand near me I always have a bad luck!


Shaheer : ... . (just opened his mouth to speak, but have not had time to talk)


Diba : I know what you wanna say. I am a famous celebrity, my drama is boomed everywhere. You definitely want to say so, right ?? You really a smart ass, you know that?? I hate you!


They were done that day. Diba went home, upset and embarrassed. He discovered that her Bahasa Indonesia’s scores are worst. She was to think what kind of sin she got till she always be met by God with Shaheer. The most arrogant guy, always feel that he is the most handsome dude, pretentious artist, self confident and he thinks he is the most well-know celebrity ever.

Shaheer : ... (blank )

A few moments later he realized Diba accidentally left her purse at Shaheer’s. However, Diba was already gone. The next day, after school Shaheer directly to the shooting location and he just remembered Diba’s purse was still with him. He called Diba in order to pick it up on the set. Finally, Diba left to the Shaheer’s set, when he was still reluctant to meet the guy after what happened yesterday.


On the set.

Diba (with a lazy flick to meet Shaheer, appeaared suddenly) : My purse, hurry!

Shaheer ( shocked ) : Oh my God! you make me shocked. No saying greetings at all?

Diba : No use to say greeting to you. Quick! I am not in my good mood to meet you. By the way, how can my purse left in your house? Hurry, where is it?


Shaheer : It is in my bag in my car. I have to make up now, I’ll take it after that. Just wait,OK?.

Diba (getting annoyed) : How long? I want to go home soon.

Shaheer : Be patient, at least 10 minutes.


10 minutes passed, Shaheer was still made up by his make-up artist, made Diba increasingly restless. Finally she asked Shaheer enraged immediately fetch her purse. When she was angry, she was approached by the director of this drama.


Director: Geez , you're really not ready anyway? Yono, hurry get this girl dressed, we will start filming in a few minutes! (while calling Yono, the other makeup artist).

Yono : Yes, sir !

Diba with blank face taken by Yono immediately into the dressing room. Diba shocked, saying she's not a drama part but Yono did not believe it. Moments later, Diba were dressed by Yono with a very messy because it turned out that the director thought she was the cast of the  mad girl in this drama.


Director: Remember, you should be good acting. Really like crazy, being mad. You chase Shaheer. Understand?


Diba (still with confused face) : But ... Sir , I am not ... .

Shaheer (silent but he would laugh so loud, could not hold his laugh to look Diba’s ugly face).

Director: Aaaaahh, do not talk anymore. Ready, camera rolling ! Action !


Diba ( still dazed , the camera is on ) : ... .

Director: Action !!

Shaheer ( half whispering to Diba ) : Psssttt , come on chase me!

Diba looked Shaheer briefly. This is a great opportunity for her to work on Shaheer. Finally, Diba’s acting like a real crazy, chasing Shaheer untill make him really scared. The worst thing is, the scene was even briefly turned out to be repeated several times because Shaheer accidentally forgot his lines. Actually, he just wanted to work on Diba. Finally, the filming of this scene taken from noon until night.  Diba also oftenly chewed by the director. And this made Diba annoyed the hell out successfully.


Filming done, almost midnight.

Shaheer ( with a satisfied face successfully work on Diba ) : This is your purse.


Diba (with annoyed face , quickly grabbed her purse) : I know you accidentally forgot your lines, right? You would work on me right?? Let see tomorrow, you just wait for my vengeance.


The drama then aired on TV shortly. Many viewers love the scene, Shaheer chased by a madgirl because it was really looked natural. Many of them argue, it appears there is a closeness between them. Because of this , many viewers began seeking information about the cast of the madgirl. Finally they know that her name is Diba and she is Shaheer’s classmate. Diba instantly famous and her name adorn the columns of the comments in Shaheer’s social media pages and news in print and online.

The commentators even match them, there are also that hate them but some are neutral. Those who match them even made various names of fanatic club of Shaheer and Diba, such as Shadi (Shaheer Diba) FC,​​ Disha (Diba Shaheer), Shaba (Shaheer Diba), and so on . There are also a disrespectful comments even tend to care of Shaheer and Diba’s personal affairs. Diba often chafe reading irrelevant comments and cheeky of them. But she could not do much for their protest.

Shaheer (while showing a variety of comments and news on his cell phone to Diba) : Ciyeeeee ... . You are more famous than me now. Because I ... hihihihiiii .


Diba (glared annoyed) : Yes, thank you because I now could be as famous as you. Now we are same. So , you have no excuse anymore for teasing me.


Diba turned away to go. Satisfied she could boast in front Shaheer.

Shaheer : Oowwwhh ... now she is arrogant to me.

On Diba’s way to go home, Diba intercepted some unknown people, teenage girls, aged about 13-15 years old. She was surprised, it turns out they were Shaheer’s and her fans.

Fanatic 1 (giving a gift to Diba): Are you Diba? Sister, your acting as the mad girl really cool anyway. I am your fan. I hope you happy to have this gift.

Fanatic 2 : Sister , I also have a present for you. Would you, please, take a photo with me?

Fanatic 3 : Ya ya ya...please photo with us now.

Diba with a blank face , confused , surprised and happy because she now has fanatics, would be invited to receive their gifts and take photos together. After they passed, she came home with a face that still shocked.

Not only girl fans, the guys are a lot, too. Diba was shocked but she was excited about it because now her life surrounded by lots of boys. There were polite, but there were also lots who sucks even suddenly hug her. They made her so scared. Because of this, she was so stressed and disturbed. Many people now know about her personal life and it makes her has no privacy anymore. Only one guy in her head who she always hate the most: Shaheer. Yes , all of this happened to her because of Shaheer.


The next day, school bell rang. Heavy rain and thunder boomed loud once. Diba forced to endure first in school waiting for the rain to stop. Rain is so long, makes Diba really upset.


Shaheer : Waiting for the rain to stop, ya? You better go home with me, with my car.

Shaheer suddenly appeared in front her while carrying his favorite luxury car key. Diba directly added more upset.

Diba : I know ... you wanna show me off your luxury car, won’t you?? I know I was poor, not like you. Do not be so ostentatious!


Shaheer : The rain is getting longer know. You sure you do not want to join me?

Diba definitely nod.

Shaheer : OK. I’ll go. Enjoy your time alone in school. You see, the school security is no longer here. Teachers already go home. Be careful, the toilet door in the corner there reported to move by itself, especially in the rain and quiet atmosphere like this.

Shaheer was straightly away. Diba was afraid listening to what Shaheer has just said.

Diba ( while sprinting after Shaheer ) : Aaaaah you scare me. Shaheer , wait ! I’ll come with you!

Shaheer ( laughing ) : You coward!

Very heavy rain. Lightning still jarring. Shaheer driven car at high speed . Unexpectedly , he just crashed into a passenger in a rickshaw in the road. Passengers were a pregnant woman and a man. Unfortunately, the pregnant women was about to give birth and was heading to the maternity hospital.

Shaheer and Diba really panicked. The victims were really badly hurt. Finally, the victim was taken to hospital by them. They were waiting the victims anxiously. Moreover, the pregnant lady so severe bleeding and a man who turns out to be her husband had had fainted , while the ricksaw man only had little injuries. Diba choose a break in the cafeteria while Shaheer paced anxiously in front of the delivery room , waiting on the pregnant lady who was struggling to give birth.


Soon, doctor announce the new baby born, a boy, and the mother were survived. Shaheer immediately call Diba.

Shaheer : Come here fast! The baby has already born.

Diba (rushed to the delivery room) : The mother ??

Shaheer : She is fine.

Diba ( relieved ) : Alhamdulillah . I'm excited , my heart really wanna pop up.

Shaheer (happy also) : Me, too. I heard the baby crying really loud.

Diba ( with a happy face ) : Yeaaahh.

Shortly , the nurse came out while carrying the baby. Happy, Shaheer and Diba ask permission to hold the baby. The baby looks cute and calm. They were so happy because of the baby and his mother survived, they both then danced like a little kid, holding the baby in front of the delivery room. They were jumping and dancing, seemed elated.


All things related to the hospital that day was done. The father of the baby was already awake and thankfully no broken bones, only wounded. Shaheer and Diba went home with a feeling of relief. Along the way , they become more cheerful and familiar, as if there was no animosity between them. Diba suddenly felt surprised by their sudden familiarity.


Diba : Why are we so really familiar like this, anyway? I still feel annoyed very much to you.


Shaheer (with a cool face) : I don’t know, I also wonder. I thought it was you who really so happy always stay near me. I'm a famous celebrity, so.... .

Diba (start annoyed again with Shaheer ) : Oh my god! You start it again! You really a smart ass!


Diba turned away, disgusted to Shaheer’s behavior that start again to feel he is the most famous celebrity in this world. While Shaheer just even smile.


The next day was Sunday. School was off and Diba was happy she could wake up late after a long day yesterday she was ​​annoyed by Shaheer. She was stretching, she suddenly awakened by her younger brother, Adi.

Adi : Sister, Sister ! Fast wake up ! You are on TV.

Diba (still sleepy) : What’s up??

Adi : Hurry watch TV! There is you on TV .

Diba ( still want to stretch, do not believe it) : Are you kidding seeing me on TV??

Adi (tugging Diba) : I am not kidding.

Diba forced to wake her body up. With messy hair and face, she went into the living room, watching TV.

And sure enough, there she was on TV that morning, but not alone. There was Shaheer, too. In the video it looks Shaheer was pacing in front of the delivery room. Soon there was a scene Diba and Shaheer were dancing while holding a baby in front of the delivery room.


Infotainment Show Host : Apparently yes, the news about special relationship between Shaheer Sheikh, teen soap opera actor and a girl named Diba who also co-star in the soap opera is not just a gossip. Apparently, the closeness they have are really intimate. The proof is, in an amateur video sent by our loyal audience earlier, Shaheer and Diba were excited holding a baby in front of the maternity ward of a hospital in Jakarta . Well, this young couple are also become parents. They already have their own child. So, how do their fanatics reaction who happenly catch their intimacy? Let us watch them.


Diba ( shock ) : Aaaaaaaaarrrrrrggggghhhhh !!! Shaheer , this all because of you!!

Adi ( jumping happy ) : Yeeeeeyyy,  I have a nephew!!

Diba was more annoyed when she saw the comments of the fans and haters in the comment field of online media related to this news. Most of them believe it, because they thought Shaheer and Diba have done an adultery, having child before marriage. Shortly, Diba’s house were full of reporters who wanted to confirm the truth of this story. And Diba was made ​​to bother with this. Her mood getting worst when she saw Adi’s narcissistic behavior because he was on TV.
  
Shaheer was at home. This guy is no less shocked with Diba. But he was happy because he was rumored to be this way, so he could have more opportunities to get more closer to Diba. Soon, his cell phone rang. Incoming call from Diba.


Diba (with loud voice) : To my house fast, right now! I am confuse, many reporters here. All of this because of you, I am so unlucky like this. Hurry ! I am waiting ! I’ll kill you if you don’t come!


Diba hang up the phone. Shaheer smile, happy.


Shaheer (talking to himself) : I am ready. I’m coming.



Done


Fan Fiction For Shaheer Sheikh Bahasa Indonesia



Writer’s Profile




My name is Yayu Fathilal. I am a fanatic of Shaheer Sheikh. I like writing and making stories. I am a journalist, work in a local news paper company in Banjarmasin, South Kalimantan, Indonesia.

I love one of Shaheer’s tweet in his Twitter. It says that Shaheer had already received many gifts from his fans, instead of giving him gifts, it would be better to do some good deeds or constructive for our society as a gift for him. And if you do that, tweet it with hashtag #love & respect.

I love this tweet so much coz it makes me more motivated to be a better one. It is like waking up my consciousness about constructing my society to be better. And I do that everyday, whenever I do something good, I tweet it in my Twitter account with that hashtag, considering those tweets as a reminder to me to always be a good person. I also happy to be your fanatic because I think you have some good aura that make me always remember Allah. I don’t know why, but it happened to me and it can make me better personally as a muslim. Thank you Shaheer for tweeting that. May Allah always bless you and protect you, make you to be the best muslim in front of Allah.

I make this story for you. It is a kind of fan fiction story about you. Fan fiction nowadays is very popular in Indonesia. The writers make a story about their idols and of course with the idol as the main character. It is a way to express their love to their idols, as a gift  for their idols instead of giving things. So, I make it for you, as a gift for you.  I make it in 2 languages, Bahasa Indonesia and English so you can understand the plot. Sorry if the English translation is a little messy coz there are so many words to translate and I use Google Translate with some editing by me, coz the google doesn’t support Indonesian slank words I often use in this story. But I hope you will like it.

By the way, i am confuse about the title. If you wanna give this story a title, just go ahead. You can give the title whatever you like.






Tokoh:
  1. Diba: Seorang gadis remaja, usia 17 tahun. Siswi di sebuah SMA di Jakarta. Perawakan pendek, kurus, tak suka berdandan, agak tomboy, wajahnya biasa saja. Dia sangat lemah dalam banyak pelajaran sehingga nilainya sering anjlok, namun beruntung dia tak pernah tinggal kelas. Dia gampang marah namun baik dan senang menolong yang sedang kesusahan. Dia cerewet dan agak ceroboh. Satu-satunya manusia yang paling dibencinya di seantero sekolahnya adalah Shaheer.
  2. Shaheer: Seorang remaja, usia 17 tahun. Teman sekelas Diba. Dia ganteng dan seorang pemain sinetron remaja ternama di Indonesia. Pintar dan selalu mendapatkan nilai tertinggi di kelas. Dia arogan dan sering membanggakan ketenarannya, khususnya di depan Diba. Dia anak orang kaya dan sering memamerkan mobil mewahnya. Diba sangat membencinya, namun Shaheer diam-diam menyukai Diba. Shaheer sering mengejek Diba dan selalu ingin dekat dengannya.
  3. Ira dan Irma: Teman Diba
  4. Adi: Adik Diba yang senang narsis 


PAGI sekali, Diba berangkat ke sekolah. Wajahnya masih sembab karena kurang tidur. Hari ini dia ada ujian dan tadi malam dia begadang untuk belajar. Dia seperti melamun dan mimik wajahnya tampak bloon.

Ira: Diba! Woi! Bangun luuu…ngelindur lu? Jalan kok sempoyongan kayak orang mabuk gitu?
Diba: ….??
Ira: Diba! (sambil menggoyang-goyangkan tangannya di depan wajah Diba. Diba tetap nggak peduli). Ya elah ni bocah udah tua kayaknya. (Ira melengos pergi).
Diba terus berjalan ke kelasnya. Masih dengan ekspresi tanpa rasa. Shaheer melihatnya dan memandangnya sinis.

Shaheer: Gue tahu lu pasti habis begadang kan sampai muka lo kayak gitu? Percuma lo begadang tetap aja ntar nilai lo anjlok. Nilai tertinggi pasti tetap gue yang punya.

Diba (menoleh kesal ke Shaheer): Songong lo! Iya gue begadang mati-matian biar ulangan Matematika gue hari ini sukses. Emang kenapa? Nggak boleh??

Shaheer (tersenyum menghina): Eh nggak percaya dibilangin.

Bel sekolah berbunyi. Guru mereka masuk dan ulangan dimulai. Diba sudah gugup setengah mati karena ini mata pelajaran yang paling susah baginya.

Shaheer: Ssttt…sssttt…lo pasti gugup kan? Gue kok yang ntar dapat nilai tertinggi. Gue gitu loh, artis sinetron remaja paling top saat ini.

Diba (melirik kesal ke Shaheer, berbisik): Diam lo! Dasar songong!

Besoknya, nilai ujian Matematika diumumkan. Dan hasilnya, nilai Diba paling jelek, terbaik adalah Shaheer.

Shaheer: Gue bilang juga apa? Gueeee….
Diba: Apa?? Lo artis remaja paling ngetop sekarang?? Nggak ada hubungannya ma nilai ulangan lo (terus melengos pergi, kesal, bete)

Bel sekolah berbunyi. Sekarang saatnya pelajaran Bahasa Indonesia. Guru mereka memberi tugas kelompok dan parahnya lagi, Shaheer dan Diba satu kelompok dan mereka cuma berdua.

Irma: Ciye ciyeeeee…Diba ma Shaheer kok satu kelompok melulu ya? Kemarin tugas kelompok Kimia sekelompok, terus kerja kelompok IPS juga sama Shaheer. Sekarang Bahasa Indonesia.

Diba (dengan muka bete): Tahu tuh, bete gue. Bu Sari kenapa sih demen amat ngelompokin gue ma artis songong sok terkenal dan sok kecakepan itu!

Irma (menggoda): Ciye ciyeeeee…Diba, Shaheer…eheeeemmmm
Diba: Apa sih lo, Irma?

Sorenya, Shaheer dan Diba janjian ketemuan di rumah Shaheer mau ngerjain tugas kelompok Bahasa Indonesia. Mereka mengerjakan soal bareng. Sejak awal, Diba sibuk terus membuka-buka Kamus Bahasa Indonesia. Shaheer bingung.

Shaheer: Kok dari tadi lo buka-buka kamus melulu sih?
Diba: Nggak apa-apa kok, pengen aja. Emang kenapa? Nggak boleh?
Shaheer: Ya aneh aja. Soalnya gampang banget kok, ngapain kok buka-buka kamus. Atau jangan-jangan lo nggak ngerti Bahasa Indonesia ya?
Diba (sedikit sewot): Enak aja, sembarangan lo! Gini-gini Bahasa Indonesia gue bagus tauuuuu
Shaheer (memandang tajam penuh selidik ke Diba): Masa? Kok gue ragu ya?

Diba tak memedulikan ledekan Shaheer. Dia terus sibuk membuka kamusnya. Lamaaaaa banget sampai Shaheer heran melihatnya. Shaheer tak sengaja melihat sebuah kata dilingkari Diba di buku Bahasa Indonesianya dan dia langsung tertawa keras.
Shaheer: Lo nggak ngerti kata ini sampai buka-buka kamus gitu?? Lo tu orang mana sih sebenarnya? Lo waktu SD lulus nggak sih ujian Bahasa Indonesia?

Diba: ..… (diam, kesal sekaligus malu)

Shaheer (memandangi Diba dengan penuh ejekan sambil tertawa keras): Lo beneran nggak ngerti artinya maksud? Serius lo??

Diba: … (masih terdiam)

Shaheer: wkwkwkwkwkkk….lo kalau ujian Bahasa Indonesia dapat nilainya biasanya berapa sih?

Diba (makin geram, menahan kesal): Nol. Puas lo??

Shaheer (makin tergelak): Hahahahahaaaaa…. Pantesan … cocok lah …

Diba (makin kesal): Udah ngeledeknya? Puas lo? Omong-omong, maksud lo cocok apaan??

Shaheer: Laaah, itu ngomong maksud. Berarti lo ngerti dong artinya?

Diba (masih kesal): Iya sekarang gue ngerti abis lihat di kamus. Puas lo??

Shaheer: hahahaaa….dasar lo otak ayam

Diba: aaaaarrrrggghhhh !! Gue ada dosa apa sih sekelompok melulu ma elo?? Lo dekat-dekat gue pasti gue ketiban sial!

Shaheer: …. (baru mangap, belum sempat ngomong)
Diba:Tau gue lo mau jawab apa. Gue ini kan artis terkenal, sinetron gue meledak dimana-mana. Pasti lo mau ngomong gitu kan?? Lo tu sok artis tau nggak?? Sebel gue ma elo!
Tugas kelompok hari itu selesai. Diba pulang dengan hati yang kesal sekaligus malu. Ketahuan deh kalau Bahasa Indonesianya jelek. Dia sampai berpikir dia punya dosa apa ya kok bisa sial terus diketemukan sama Shaheer melulu. Cowok yang paling songong, sok kegantengan, sok artis, sok pede dan sok terkenal banget gitu.

Shaheer: … (bengong)

Beberapa saat kemudian dia baru menyadari kalau Diba tak sengaja meninggalkan dompetnya di rumah Shaheer. Namun Diba sudah keburu pergi. Besoknya, pulang sekolah Shaheer langsung menuju lokasi syuting dan dia baru ingat dompet Diba masih ada di dia. Dia menelpon Diba agar mengambilnya di lokasi syuting. Akhirnya, jadilah Diba berangkat ke lokasi syuting Shaheer, padahal dia masih enggan bertemu cowok itu setelah kejadian kemarin.
Di lokasi syuting.
Diba (sambil colek Shaheer dengan muka malas ketemu): Dompet gue, cepetan!

Shaheer (kaget): Yaelaaah ni bocah bikin kaget aja. Salam dulu kek.

Diba: Nggak usah pakai salam-salaman ah. Malas gue ketemu elo. Lagian ngapain dompet gue pake ketinggalan segala di elo? Cepetan, mana?

Shaheer: Di tas gue tu di mobil. Gue dirias dulu nih, abis tu baru gue ambilin. Sabar ya.

Diba (mulai kesal): Lama nggak? Gue mau pulang ni.

Shaheer: Ya sabar dong, paling 10 menit.

10 menit berlalu, Shaheer masih dirias sama make up artist-nya, bikin Diba makin resah. Akhirnya dia mencak-mencak minta Shaheer segera ambilkan dompetnya. Ketika sedang marah-marah, dia didekati sutradara sinetron ini.
Sutradara: Ya ampun, kamu kok belum siap-siap sih? Yono, cepetan ni cewek didandani, bentar lagi syuting mulai! (sambil memanggil Yono, make up artist lainnya)

Yono: Siap, Pak!

Diba dengan wajah bengong langsung dibawa Yono ke ruang rias. Diba kaget sambil berkata dia bukan pemain sinetron ini tetapi Yono nggak percaya. Beberapa saat kemudian, Diba beres didandani dengan sangat berantakan karena ternyata sang sutradara mengira dia yang jadi pemeran orang gila di sinetron ini.

Sutradara: Ingat ya, akting kamu harus bagus. Benar-benar seperti orang gila sedang ngamuk. Kamu ceritanya sedang kejar-kejar Shaheer. Paham?

Diba (dengan wajah masih kebingungan): Tapi…Pak, saya bukan ….
Shaheer (diam tapi sambil mau ketawa, nggak kuat lihat muka jelek Diba).
Sutradara: Aaaaahh udah, nggak usah banyak omong dah. Siap ya, camera rolling! Action!
Diba (masih bengong, kamera sudah menyala): ….
Sutradara: Action!!
Shaheer (setengah berbisik ke Diba): Psssttt, ayooo kejar gue!
Diba memandang Shaheer sebentar. Ini adalah kesempatan bagus buatnya untuk mengerjai Shaheer. Akhirnya, jadilah Diba berlagak seperti orang gila beneran, mengejar-ngejar Shaheer hingga membuat Shaheer benar-benar ketakutan. Parahnya lagi, adegan itu walau sebentar ternyata harus diulang beberapa kali karena Shaheer sengaja lupa dialognya. Padahal dia hanya ingin mengerjai Diba. Akhirnya, syuting satu adegan ini berlangsung dari siang hingga malam. Belum lagi Diba sering diomeli sutradara. Dan ini sukses bikin Diba kesal setengah mati.

Beres syuting, hampir tengah malam.

Shaheer (dengan wajah puas berhasil ngerjain Diba): Ni dompet lo
Diba (dengan wajah kesal, cepat menyambar dompetnya): Gue tahu lo sengaja lupa dialognya kan? Lo mau ngerjain gue kan?? Awas aja ya besok, tunggu pembalasan gue.

Sinetron itu tak lama ditayangkan di TV. Pemirsa banyak yang menyukai adegan Shaheer dikejar-kejar orang gila itu karena benar-benar tampak alami. Banyak yang berpendapat, tampak ada kedekatan di antara mereka. Gara-gara ini, pemirsa mulai banyak yang mencari informasi tentang pemeran orang gila itu. Akhirnya mereka tahu bahwa namanya Diba dan dia teman satu kelas Shaheer di sekolah. Diba langsung terkenal dan namanya menghiasi kolom-kolom komentar di halaman media sosial Shaheer maupun pemberitaan di media cetak dan online.

Para pengomentar itu bahkan menjodoh-jodohkan mereka, ada juga yang membenci mereka namun ada juga yang netral. Mereka yang menjodoh-jodohkan bahkan membuat banyak sekali kelab penggemarnya dan Shaheer dengan berbagai nama. Nama ShaDi FC, DiSha, ShaBa, dan sebagainya. Ada juga yang berkomentar tak sopan bahkan cenderung mengurusi urusan pribadinya. Diba sering dongkol membaca komentar-komentar miring dan nggak sopan dari mereka. Namun dia tak bisa berbuat banyak untuk memprotes mereka.

Shaheer (sambil menunjukkan berbagai komentar dan berita di ponselnya ke Diba): Ciyeeeee….ada yang lagi terkenal ni sekarang. Gara-gara gue tuh…hihihihiiii.

Diba (mendelik kesal): Iya, makasih ya gara-gara elo gue sekarang bisa seterkenal elo. Sekarang kita sama. Jadi, lo nggak ada alasan lagi sekarang buat meledek gue.

Diba melengos pergi. Puas dia bisa membanggakan diri di depan Shaheer.

Shaheer: Eeeehhh…mulai songong sekarang ni cewek ya.

Pulang sekolah, Diba dicegat beberapa orang tak dikenal, cewek-cewek ABG, usia sekitar 13-15 tahun. Dia kaget, ternyata mereka itu adalah para penggemarnya dan Shaheer.

Penggemar 1: Mbak Diba ya. Mbak, aktingnya jadi orang gila kok keren banget sih. Aku penggemar Mbak lho. Semoga mbak senang sama hadiahku ini.

Penggemar 2: Mbak, aku juga ada hadiah buat mbak. Foto bareng ya mbak.

Penggemar 3: Ya mbak. Foto-foto dulu ya.

Diba dengan wajah bengong, bingung, kaget sekaligus senang karena dia sekarang memiliki penggemar, mau saja menerima hadiah mereka dan diajak foto bareng. Setelah mereka berlalu, dia pulang dengan wajah yang masih kaget.

Tak hanya cewek penggemarnya, yang cowok juga banyak. Diba sampai kaget tapi dia merasa senang banget karena sekarang hidupnya dikelilingi banyak cowok. Ada yang sopan, namun tak sedikit pula yang menyebalkan bahkan nyosor main peluk aja ke dia. Bikin dia jadi takut. Gara-gara ini, Diba jadi stres dan terganggu banget. Kehidupan pribadinya sekarang banyak disorot orang dan itu membuat ruang geraknya terbatas. Hanya satu cowok di kepalanya yang selalu dibencinya: Shaheer. Ya, semua ini menimpanya gara-gara Shaheer.

Bel pulang sekolah berbunyi. Hujan lebat sekali dan petir menggelegar nyaring. Diba terpaksa harus bertahan dulu di sekolahnya menunggu hujan reda. Hujannya awet, bikin Diba bete lama-lama.

Shaheer: Nungguin hujan reda ya? Mending ikut gue aja gue antarkan pulang.

Tiba-tiba Shaheer nongol di depan Diba sambil menenteng-nenteng kunci mobil mewah kesayangannya. Diba langsung tambah bete.

Diba: Tahuuu gueee...lo paling-paling mau pamerkan mobil mewah lo itu kan?? Gue tahu gue miskin, nggak kayak lo. Nggak usah sok pamer deh lo!

Shaheer: Hujannya awet lho. Yakin nggak mau ikut gue?
Diba mengangguk pasti.

Shaheer: OK. Gue cabut. Selamat berlama-lama di sekolah ya. Tuh lihat, paman penjaga sekolah aja udah nggak ada. Guru-guru sudah pada pulang. Hati-hati ya, tu di toilet pojok sana kabarnya pintunya suka gerak-gerak sendiri kalau pas hujan dan suasana sepi begini.

Shaheer langsung pergi. Wajah Diba sangat ketakutan mendengarkan kata-kata Shaheer.

Diba (sambil berlari kencang menyusul Shaheer): Aaaaah lo ngebetein gue aja sih. Shaheer, tunggu! Gue ikuuuuutt!

Shaheer (terbahak-bahak): Dasar penakuuuut!

Hujan lebat banget. Petir masih menggelegar. Mobil dikemudikan Shaheer dengan kecepatan tinggi. Tak dinyana, dia malah menabrak sebuah becak berpenumpang yang sedang jalan. Penumpangnya seorang ibu hamil bersama seorang pria. Nahasnya, ibu hamil itu ternyata hendak melahirkan dan sedang menuju ke rumah sakit bersalin.

Shaheer dan Diba benar-benar panik. Korban tabrakan mereka benar-benar terluka parah. Akhirnya korban dibawa ke rumah sakit. Mereka menunggui korban dengan cemas. Apalagi si ibu hamil jadi mengalami perdarahan hebat dan pria yang ternyata suaminya tadi sempat pingsan, sementara si abang becaknya hanya luka ringan. Diba memilih istirahat di kantin sementara Shaheer mondar-mandir cemas di depan ruang bersalin, menunggui si ibu hamil yang sedang berjuang untuk melahirkan.

Tak lama, dokter mengabarkan sang bayi telah lahir dan ibunya selamat. Shaheer langsung menelpon Diba.

Shaheer: Cepat sini! Bayinya sudah lahir.

Diba (bergegas ke ruang bersalin) : Ibunya??

Shaheer: Selamat.

Diba (lega) : Alhamdulillah. Gue udah deg-degan, jantung rasanya mau copot.

Shaheer (Lega juga): Sama gue juga. Duuuuh, rasanya plong ya. Itu dengar bayinya menangis kencang banget.

Diba (dengan wajah senang) : Ho ooohh

Tak lama, suster keluar sambil menggendong sang bayi. Saking senangnya, Shaheer dan Diba meminta izin untuk menggendong bayi itu. Bayinya tampak lucu dan anteng. Saking senangnya karena bayi dan ibunya selamat, mereka berdua kemudian menari-nari bak anak kecil sambil menggendong bayi itu di depan ruang bersalin. Mereka loncat-loncat dan menari-nari, tampak gembira sekali.  

Segala urusan rumah sakit hari itu beres. Ayah sang bayi pun sudah siuman dan syukurnya tak mengalami patah tulang, hanya luka-luka. Shaheer dan Diba pulang dengan perasaan lega. Di sepanjang perjalanan, mereka jadi lebih ceria dan akrab, seakan tak ada permusuhan di antara mereka. Diba tiba-tiba merasa heran dengan keakraban mereka yang mendadak ini.

Diba: Kok kita jadi akrab banget begini sih? Padahal gue kan masih sebal banget sama elo.

Shaheer (dengan wajah cuek): Tahu tuh, gue juga heran. Elonya aja kali yang kegeeran bisa dekat-dekat sama gue. Gue kan artis terkenal gitu.

Diba (mulai sebal lagi dengan Shaheer): Beeeeuuuuuhhhh....mulai lagi deh lo! Songong lo!

Diba memalingkan mukanya, muak melihat tingkah Shaheer yang kambuh lagi sok artis terkenalnya. Sementara Shaheer malah senyam senyum.

Besoknya adalah Minggu. Sekolah libur dan Diba senang bisa bangun lebih lambat hari ini setelah seharian kemarin dibuat sebal oleh Shaheer. Lagi asyik-asyiknya molor, dia tiba-tiba dibangunkan oleh adiknya, Adi.

Adi : Kak, Kak! Cepat bangun! Kakak ada di TV.

Diba (masih dengan mata 5 wat): Apaan sih??

Adi: Cepetan lihat TV. Ada kakak di TV.

Diba (masih pengen molor, nggak percaya) : Ngigau ya lo lihat gue di TV??

Adi (sambil menarik-narik Diba): Yaelaaaah benaran tuh.

Diba terpaksa bangun. Dengan rambut dan muka masih berantakan dia beranjak ke ruang tengah, buat menonton TV yang katanya Adi ada dia.

Dan benar saja, ada dia di TV pagi itu, namun tak sendiri. Ada Shaheer juga di situ. Di tayangan video itu tampak Shaheer sedang mondar-mandir di depan ruang bersalin. Tak lama ada adegan Diba dan Shaheer sedang berjoget-joget sambil menggendong seorang bayi di depan ruang bersalin.

Pembawa acara infotainment: Ternyata ya, kabar kedekatan artis sinetron remaja Shaheer Sheikh dan seorang cewek bernama Diba yang juga lawan mainnya di sinetron tak sekadar isapan jempol. Rupanya, kedekatan mereka benar-benar intim. Buktinya, di video amatir kiriman penonton setia kami tadi, Shaheer dan Diba sedang senang banget tuh menggendong seorang bayi di depan ruang bersalin sebuah rumah sakit di Jakarta. Hmmmm....boleh juga tuh masih muda sudah jadi orangtua. Lantas bagaimana tanggapan para penggemar mereka yang kebetulan memergoki kemesraan mereka itu? Yuk, kita simak tayangannya.

Diba (syok): Aaaaaaaaarrrrrrggggghhhhh !!! Shaheer, semua ini gara-gara eloooo!!

Adi (loncat-loncat senang): Yeeeee aku punya keponakan !!

Diba bertambah sebal ketika melihat komentar-komentar para penggemar dan pembenci mereka di kolom komentar beberapa media online terkait berita mereka ini. Rata-rata mereka menghujatnya karena mereka mengira Shaheer dan Diba berzina. Tak lama, rumah Diba dipenuhi para wartawan yang ingin mengonfirmasi kebenaran berita ini. Dan Diba masih dibuat pusing dengan hal ini. Belum lagi ketika dia melihat tingkah Adi yang sok narsis karena masuk TV.
  
Di rumah Shaheer. Cowok ini tak kalah kagetnya dengan Diba. Namun dia senang digosipkan begini karena dia jadi bisa memiliki lebih banyak kesempatan untuk dekat-dekat dengan Diba. Tak lama ponselnya berbunyi. Telpon masuk dari Diba.

Diba (dengan suara kencang) : Woi, cepat lo ke rumah gue. Pusing gue banyak wartawan di sini. Semua ini gara-gara elo gue jadi ketiban sial begini. Cepetan! Gue tunggu! Awas lo nggak datang.

Telpon dimatikan Diba. Shaheer senyam senyum senang.

Shaheer (bicara sendiri): Siaaaappp heheheheeee.....


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